WALKIN', WRITIN', WIT & WHIMSY

From the confines of my cozy bed, I listened to the news and debated whether to even go for a walk, on this day two of a four-day, rain-filled sogfest.  The 6:00 a.m. news meteorologist reported we had 95% humidity, no doubt due to the non-stop rain we’ve received in the past 24 hours.  Why not create a bucket brigade all the way to California because we have plenty of water to spare here in Michigan?

Though I was inclined to skip the walk, there is my 500-mile mileage goal to be mindful of, and, besides …they said no rain was coming ‘til the 9:00 o’clock hour.  So, I got up and at ‘em and headed out by 7:30.

Whew!  It was humid, just like an August day.  I glanced at the dark and drab sky with the thickening clouds and knew rain threatened in the not-too-distant future, despite their ETA prediction.  But, having taken the effort to get dressed and attach my miscellaneous walking paraphernalia, I set out anyway, taking care not to stray far from home, lest a sudden soaking downpour drench me from top to toe.  I’m not one of those gals glorified in the e-mails that circulate from time to time that proclaims “life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s learning to dance in the rain” … nope, that’s not my M.O. at all.

I headed down toward Wyandotte and the many fog horns filled the moist humid air and sounded like a herd of cattle lowing in a pasture.  It reminded me of when I travelled with my parents to Bavaria this time of year in 1979.  We stayed in a sleepy Alpen town in a small chalet where the owner kept his cattle out back of that bed and board.  During our one-week stay, every morning he let the cows out as soon as the sun was up.  Paying no mind to the early hour (nor his guests), he guided those critters up the mountain, but first they had to pass the chalet, and they did so with their big hooves clomping and clattering along that narrow road.  Each step brought a clanging from the big bell slung on a wide leather collar around their respective necks.  Those cattle lowed from the time they left the barn, all the way up into the mountainside where they were left to graze until the sun sank low on the horizon – then the journey was repeated in reverse.  At least everyone was awake by then.

As I neared the Lincoln Park/Wyandotte border a few spits of rain landed on my glasses, then started dotting my clothes, so I turned around and headed for home which was about a mile away.   As the drops intensified into a light drizzle, I hurried along, hastening my trip by taking a speedier, rather than a more-scenic route home.  I came upon a corner lot where lilac trees in various shades of purple and cream lined the privacy fence.  They towered way over the top of the fence and spilled over, their aromatic blooms filling the humid air with an overpowering scent, just like opening a fresh packet of potpourri.  I would have liked to linger a little longer but I walked quickly to avoid getting soaked.

But, soon the sky opened up and I got rained on – bigtime.  So, there was no need to hurry anymore as I was soaked.  When I arrived home, I went into the backyard to check out my own lilac trees that finally have bloomed, but are now too tall and not within reach to snip off enough bloom-filled branches to make a bouquet to take indoors.  Out back, the air smelled faintly of lilacs, though not as intense as that corner house where the height of the trees was about par with my nostrils.

I took stock of my own backyard, which, right now is largely overgrown and raggedy looking from the recent spate of 80-degree heat and all the rain, plus everything is in “new-growth mode” … uh, where did all the Forget-Me-Nots come from?

Last year, on the opposite side of the yard, I planted a couple of seed packets of Forget-Me-Nots, thinking only 1/3 of them would take and actually grow into plants, and what did thrive would brighten up the early Spring garden and complement the lilacs and clematis.  I must admit I was swayed by the seed packet’s picture of an old-fashioned nosegay and decided the Forget-Me-Nots would be a pretty and practical addition to that small, bare corner of the backyard.  But, as you know … you can’t judge a book by its cover, and the same goes for the illustration on a seed packet.  Just like a few years ago, when my Russian Mammoth Sunflowers that had promised 10 or 12-foot stalks with 1-foot wide sunflowers, and got to maybe 5-6 feet at best with punier flower heads, these plants were also a disappointment since they are not contained in one small area of the garden, but instead are so invasive that they have encroached all over the entire yard in just a matter of days.  They are worse than the wild ivy or Creeping Charlie and already reach my knees.  What the …?  They were here, there and everywhere but where they were supposed to be. …  on the opposite side of the yard.  I caught them climbing up the side of the air conditioner as well as hunkering down in between the roses and hydrangeas and seemingly choking them.   I grabbed a few handfuls of those blasted blooms that were tickling the grille of the A/C and the rest I’ll banish later.

For now, I’ll let them think they have outsmarted me … this time.  Yup, the biggest garden misnomer of all are Forget-me-nots because they are sure forgettable.

… tiptoe through the tulips I saw along the way to the Park.  I probably would have done it on a lark, except I might have gotten a citation for trespassing.

Besides my ukulele was out of tune.

It was a bright and beautiful morning, albeit nippy – no, make that cold – when I departed for my walk.  At 45 degrees, I could have strayed back to the Winter duds which still have not found their way to the cleaners, but, instead I opted for a lightweight coat.  In my purple jacket and bright red knitted headband and matching gloves, I resembled one of the members of the “The Red Hat Society” … only minus the frou frou, frills and frivolity.

In the chilly morning air, I had to wonder how all the Mother’s Day baskets and porch pots would fare with tonight’s temps sliding down below 40 degrees?  People will be stuffing their portable annuals into their garage or hut, or maybe even their basement, to protect the tender blooms.  I’m sure today’s newspaper will be thrown over teeny seedlings of tomatoes, cukes and sweet corn.

While strolling down to the Park I noticed that all the tulips have finally opened and they looked beautiful.  It was breezy and the rows of tulips in many gardens were bending slightly with each puff of wind, but the blooms were not yet spent enough to flutter down from the tall stem into the garden bed.

Last week was the Tulip Festival here in Holland, Michigan.  It is on my bucket list one day to visit during tulip time to see the estimated 4.5 million tulips on display in that city.  It would be just my luck to arrange a trip during that one-week festival, and Michigan’s temperamental weather might have caused the tulips not to bloom yet.  Not that I’m a pessimist, but one year my mom and I scheduled our vacation to coordinate with the peak colors for viewing the leaves in Northern Michigan, only to arrive there with still-green leaves on every tree.  It was a fluke due to warmish weather that year, so the leaves had not yet turned the vibrant colors that local leaf peepers swarm up North to see.

I’ve never tried my luck with tulips since we have too many yard critters who are anxious to seek and destroy the bulbs.  When we first moved to Michigan in 1966, my father ordered several dozen tulip bulbs from a nursery in the Netherlands.  They were to grace the side garden.  I can still remember his angry face when he came home from work to find the squirrels had dug up all the bulbs from the ground and hid them somewhere.  There were holes and dirt piles where the squirrels had used their claws in a frenzy to access the freshly planted bulbs.  That is … all but one bulb that they missed.  For decades that one very tall and tenacious, yellow and red, mottled-looking tulip would break through the grass and bloom, despite the garden having been tilled and replaced with sod many decades earlier.

When they weren’t digging up the tulip bulbs for kicks, it seemed those pesky squirrels enjoyed chewing on the tall purple irises that graced the fence line.  They’d pull apart the long and spiky-looking leaves from those plants, much like one peels the skin off a banana.  They’d take a couple of bites, then cast the leaves aside.  I eventually pulled all the irises out as they always were raggedy-looking.

Yup, those squirrels are mischievous little buggers sometimes.

One year I planted sunflowers and the squirrels would scale up the tall stalks, then creep and crawl along the edges of the flower.  Sometimes they would use their acrobatic skills to leap from the fence while trying to reach the coveted “pan” of sunflower seeds.  Their heavy bodies usually caused that colorful flower, resplendent with its end-of-Summer delectable striped seeds, to collapse and come tumbling down to the ground.  The poor goldfinches were lined up along the fence, watching in dismay as the gluttonous squirrels feasted on the delicacy of ripened sunflower seeds.

And, if it wasn’t the squirrels, it was the bunnies.  Sure those cute bunnies with the powderpuff tail that go streaking past you at the speed of sound, make you want to pick them up and stroke their soft fur and feed them carrots.  But the warm fuzzies stop right there when they nibble on your tender plants.  I went out in the yard one time to find an oversized bunny with several strands of my prized Bleeding Heart plant hanging out of his mouth, while he contently chomped on the tender leaves without a care in the world.  I shooed him away, but he came back to finish his “meal” as evidenced when I went out to weed and water the next morning and most of the plant was gone.

That’s why I enjoy other people’s tulips that brighten my walk and I get my critter fix at the Park where I am happy to oblige them with a store-bought treat in their own element.

Today’s the day we commemorate our mothers and acknowledge all they do, or have done, for us, and how they made us the unique person we are today.  You don’t think you got to this point in your life stumbling along on your very own did you?  I have no siblings, nor any family members living, so there is no one I can share funny or special stories with today, but, even though this is the sixth Mother’s Day since I lost my mom, I carry many memories of her presence on Earth in my heart and am reminded of her every single day.  I am thankful for the time that I spent with her.  The many pictures that fill the family albums, or are displayed in frames around the house, as well as mental pictures tucked away in my mind, all help to keep her memory alive.  Accompanying today’s blog post is a three-generation photograph that my grandmother, mom and I had taken at a photo studio when my grandmother was visiting us in 1983.

If you are a mother, may your day be just as special as you are.

A mom is a blessing sent from Heaven above, a huggable reminder of God’s unfailing love. ~ Anonymous

Well, I didn’t take a stroll to the Park today because I decided to deal with the new camera … it’s been here since April 18^th already.

Two Sundays ago, I cleared an afternoon to read the info and set up the camera, and was quite put off by the large manual, some 113 pages.  Of course, at that time, I just said “ugh” after flipping through quickly.  It turned out that of the 113 pages, half were in Spanish, but still … 66 pages is alot of info to absorb at one time for a small camera.  And besides, when I opened the box up, I discovered no CD, no cable interface cord, and no SIM card.  Well, I had purchased an add-on bundle with a memory card but I was still surprised.  I called up to Best Buy to ask if they had the cord to this model camera – the girl checked and said it was out of stock.  I looked on Canon’s website – also out of stock.  So, essentially I had wasted an hour of my time, and, after discovering none of the familiar comforts of my old Canon digital camera existed in this one, and really put off by the whole disappointing experience, I packed it all up to take it back to Best Buy.

When I returned to Best Buy, I handed over my bag with the camera box and its accompanying bundle items while saying “it is too much camera for me – I really wanted alot of zoom and something fairly simple” (I know I was stumbling a little on the word “simple” since the pair of associates who sold it to me said it was prized for its simplicity and creativity, even shooting on automatic) … well, the sales girl, who was probably in her teens, looked at me like I was a simpleton, heard me out and politely replied “well, it has both those features – this is a great little camera” … to which I responded “well convince me then”  (I am a tough customer).

So, she first proceeded to say I needed no cord and just needed a SIM card reader.  I guess I wore a puzzled expression, so she asked me if I preferred to use the reader on the laptop or get a stand-alone reader, to which I responded “sorry, I don’t know what a SIM card reader is or if I have one or not” all the while kind of lowering my head and whispering while wanting to just cower into a corner.

Some 45 minutes later, I left with a tutorial under my belt and a brand-new $9.00 gizmo in my Best Buy bag.

Finally, this morning I sat down to deal with the new camera and all its paraphernalia.

It took two hours to charge the &^%$ thing.  Luckily, I plugged it in before I had breakfast, then glanced over and the light was still orange, so I had a second, then a third cup of coffee.  I reasoned that reading the directions didn’t help much if you couldn’t turn the power button on.

I drained my last cup of coffee and decided I could get the camera gear all ready.

First, I had to read the directions for the SIM card reader and set it up – okay, that was easy enough, but it only had one small piece of paper which served as directions, and suggested that to save the trees, more info could be found online at the manufacturer’s site.  No further instructions needed – thankfully.

Then, I had to put the  SIM card into the camera.  Well, that would have been a piece of cake, except that it took me 20 minutes to open the package to extricate that little plastic memory card.  It was not even clamshell packaging, just sandwiched in between two pieces of cardboard.  Was there some special secret to getting to it?  While I attempted to rip and pinch and cut open the cardboard, I griped and grumbled about why it was not included with and already inside the camera anyway?  Finally, beads of sweat on my forehead, and amidst shreds of paper littering my feet and the floor, I triumphantly removed it from its wrapper and popped it into the camera posthaste.  Whew!

Finally the green light came on and the camera was charged.

Figuring I’d start out simple, and ease into the task at hand, I decided to connect the wrist strap.  Baby steps, right?  I took the strap out of the little bag thinking ‘this’ll be easy’ which quickly turned to ‘hmmm, where do I attach it though?’   Thinking it nonsensical to need to consult the manual  for the wrist strap, I flipped through page after page anyway, but there was nothing on how to attach it to the camera.  Big sigh.  So, I looked at the camera again, this time annoyed that Canon obviously thought it was an easy enough “install” not to include it in the big fat manual.  Nope, I couldn’t figure it out.  So, in desperation, I looked through the manual again.  Success – I finally found a blurb which said “download the manual at the Canon site to see how to attach the wrist strap” … really?!  Sigh.

I knew then I was in big trouble if I was already dogged by this digital dilemma and feeling the need to consult Cliff Notes to operate the camera.

Grumbling some more, I decided to deal with this small potatoes wrist strap task later and turned the camera on.   Woo hoo – lots of noises … a bunch of bells and whistles and I set to work on configuring the date info and location (New York?), which proved to be a 15-minute task.  I was nowhere close to begin taking pictures.

I noted the serial number and hopped onto the Canon site to register the camera as well as for the wireless method to upload the pictures “magically” to a special Canon gateway site.

I typed in the required info and got to the e-mail address … the computer did an auto-complete then they wanted a second e-mail address verification.  No problem – I retyped my e-mail address, the same one I’ve had since I got my first computer in 2000, and which I’ve typed out a gazillion times.  However, it rejected my second e-mail address, though it was fine with it a mere minute before.  Again – really?!

I had to log out and start back over from scratch.  Annoyed, I typed quickly and the e-mail address took this time thankfully, but as I pressed “submit” I saw my home state was “Minnesota” – not “Michigan”… oops, too late to fix it as it flew off the screen into cyberspace.  I had to repeat the process one more time to register my correct address.   Of course, there was no “contact me” to leave a message to destroy the Minnesota address, just a long list of FAQs to scroll through.

I could feel a colossal headache coming on.

I perused the wireless gateway information and decided that I’d do a Scarlett O’Hara – and save that task for another day.  My head was already swamped with details and I’m really sure I like the download method better.

My prior camera had a viewfinder and this one is a point-and-shoot.  Because I don’t own a smartphone, this new way of taking a picture without the “I spy with my little eye” method kind of threw me momentarily.  Well, I don’t really feel I’m a digital dunce,  and, while I don’t profess to be the bee’s knees, when I reviewed my pictures, I had a half-dozen shots of my knees.  There was one of my wrist and the ceiling as well.  Of course, then I had to read up on how to delete ‘em all.

So, I got up and walked around the house while  practicing zooming in and out on the corner cabinet, the duck decoys in the kitchen and my messy dresser, feeling a little stupid, and wondering who will be my first real moveable subject?  Buddy?  The geese or their goslings?  The squirrel as he tries to scale my leg?

Oh wait – I forgot to learn how to shoot a video, and I promised Buddy he’d be the star of the show.  I’ll target that lesson for a rainy day and when my comfort level is high with this newfangled apparatus  … or at the end of this year – whatever comes first.

Enough of this digital debacle for today – practice makes perfect, so it might be awhile yet ‘til I’m a hot dog with this new camera.

Well, the closest border for me would be at the Detroit River for the U.S. and Canada, and, I can’t cross that border to my homeland since I don’t have an active passport.  My new green card is hung up due to my worn-down fingerprints, so I have to send a form to the state police to verify I’ve lived at mi casa for five years – actually it’s been since July of 1966.

Weather-wise, the day has been a carbon copy of yesterday, and has now morphed into a drainy day … that would be dreary and rainy.  In fact I just looked out and it is raining cats and Chihuahuas.

I had some errands to do but the raindrops started … well, that was a shame since my boss is out of the office today and tomorrow.  He is on a cement-hauling steamship in the middle of Lake Huron and enroute to Alpena, Michigan right now.  Had he extended his boat journey, the next stop would have been Duluth, but there is still alot of ice in Lake Superior, so he opted out.  Not a magnifico day to be cruisin’ unless it is somewhere warm and sunny like the Mexican Riviera.

So, are you fixing or feasting on traditional Mexican fare today?  I made myself tortilla soup, but please don’t ask for the recipe, as it is from Meijer’s new bistro-style soup collection.  There’s not much to the preparation … open the box, pour it into a pot, stir and eat.  It smelled so good that I tasted it while it was warming up.  Ay, caramba!  It had plenty of red peppers in it plus a few jalapenos thrown in for good measure as well.  As I type this post, in my peripheral vision I see some serious smoke plumes coming from my ears.  I also slathered some salsa cream cheese on top of a bagel so that was the extent of me getting my Mexican on for this special holiday.

It’s too bad Taco Bell hasn’t finalized home delivery of their food instead of just talking about it, because I’m sure they’d have alot of takers with this rainy weather.

I chose today’s kinda kitschy picture for a little flair for this Cinco de Mayo post.  It always makes me smile, even though it is a little cheesy, especially that striped donkey.  I was on a 10-day tour down the California coast and our group took a day trip to San Diego and Tijuana.  We were advised not to drink the water or eat the food and wait ‘til we returned to the hotel where we’d have an authentic Mexican meal in town.  While in Tijuana, I bought a couple of bottles of potent vanilla for my mom and her friend for baking, plus a mini bottle of tequila with a worm in it for me as a souvenir.  I didn’t bring home a serape, nor huaraches, and luckily I didn’t bring home head lice from donning that colorful sombrero on my head.

It was a warmish morning and I opted to do a quick round-trip walk to the Wyandotte border instead of the Park.  I soon realized I was overdressed, especially since I was walking rather quickly since storms were predicted and I didn’t want to get caught in a quick downpour.

As I neared the bridge over the Ecorse Creek that separates Lincoln Park from Wyandotte, I happened upon a whole lot of honking – that would be honking of the goose and automobile variety.  I looked ahead down the road to see what was happening, almost afraid that a car had hit a goose and it was in pain, because I knew I would be sorry I’d seen that scene as I’d be upset by it.

But, it was not an accident at all.  No, there was a pair of Canada Geese ambling across the road, perfecting their strut, in front of a vehicle.  Back and forth they went, pacing like a pair of sentries and holding up a car, whose driver could, but would not, swerve to go around them.  The woman inside, clearly frustrated, was jamming down on her horn and gesturing at the geese.  I could see her mouth moving, but the windows weren’t down so I had no idea what she was saying;  I could probably guess though.

The geese responded to her honking with some of their own honking and then a little wing-flapping for added emphasis.  The exasperated motorist tooted the horn a few more times, but they staunchly held their ground, and just continued blocking her way.  Perhaps she should have grabbed something soft, exited the vehicle and gone over and “goosed” them, i.e. given them a gentle poke to prod them along.  Finally, the driver must have looked at the time, because she laid on the horn continually with a deafening noise, and the geese finally got the hint and took flight into the morning sky and the woman sped off, lest they circle around and confront her again.

It seems the traffic rules as they apply to Canada Geese sometimes are a little loosey-goosey.

Image and copyright by Rodney Campbell: https://www.flickr.com/photos/acrylicartist/8247323475

I stole out of the house early, and the sky was still streaked a dusky pink and gray.  My destination was Council Point Park, and, in anticipation I had packed a picnic brunch – not for me, of course, but for the critters there.  I cleared out the freezer of some of the bread I had stockpiled back in the Fall in anticipation of another constantly snow-filled Winter.  I’m not usually one to waste food, but now that bread has that funky freezer burn taste.  I knew the ducks wouldn’t mind, as they are grateful for any tidbits.  The squirrels … well, they are all about those peanuts in the shell that they know are strictly for them.

So I ambled along on my Sunday stroll, walking through the quiet neighborhoods where no one was stirring yet, not even the hound dogs that lurk in every corner backyard.  I usually hear a low rumbly growl as I near the house.  Next is a mean-sounding bark and jumping against the fence.  I usually cross the street to avoid that scenario.

At the Park, it was hoppin’ … about a dozen cars were in the lot and I spotted dog walkers, bike riders and a jogger on the trail.

I started on the path, only to be waylaid by a pair of squirrels who came tearing through the tall dandelion-covered grass, to pause at my feet, dancing around me as I struggled to get the Ziploc pouch open.  I threw out a handful of peanuts to each one, and they scurried off their separate ways to bury one prize peanut gleaned from their cache of nuts.  In the gulley, I saw front paws digging fast and furiously in the soft ground before running back a minute later for another peanut “to  go”.  Soon their cousins showed up, eager to partake  in some peanuts, so I treated them to goodies as well.  When the bag was empty, I shook my head “no” to emphasize there were no more, but they stayed there not wishing to move from my feet.  I, however, was ready to move on to the next loop.

I picked up the pace a bit but soon I spotted a group of mallards gathered by the reeds, so I carefully went down the slope to throw them some cubed-up bread.  They paddled over right away to eat, so I guess pickin’s are still slim these days.  The reeds are all dried up, still left over from last year, and there was no new greenery around the marsh area.  I am sure there are no berries either.  I finished tendering the tidbits of bread and climbed back up to the trail to resume my walk and I wadded up all the empty bags and stuffed everything in my coat pocket.

As I walked along, away from the crowd I had just fed, a lowly red squirrel spied me (or probably my Meijer bag, most of which trailed out the side of my cargo pocket).  These squirrels are no slouches – they associate bags in the pocket as the source of their goodies.  This little guy came bounding over and I shrugged and and told him “ya snooze, ya lose … where were you when I still had treats because they’re all gone now – sorry”  … to his credit, he looked at me as if to say “I want some of them”.

Well, I tried sidestepping him to resume my walk, when a woman coming from the opposite way burst into laughter and pointed to the ground.  I looked behind me, and there he was.  He was walking so close on my heels that had I stopped in my tracks, he would have been a wet spot on the path.  I had to chuckle at that and I stopped for a minute to chitchat with the woman.  He would have nothing of that and next thing I knew I felt a tug on my pant leg and so I glanced down to see him trying to climb up my leg, his claws digging into the soft sweatshirt material.   Really?!

Well, I like squirrels, but not in my yard and not climbing up my leg – they are, after all, wild animals and who knows if they will turn on you?

I jiggled my leg and he slowly climbed down and backed off.  The woman and I returned to our conversation, and next she whispered “look at that squirrel” … I glanced down and saw his butt sitting on my shoe and his paws clinging onto the sweatpants again as if he were ready to scale up my leg.  I bent down, and admit that I had an almost-irresistible urge to pat him on the head, as one would do to a small child, or a puppy, and say “there-there” … but I didn’t.

Instead, I told him next time he gets his own package of peanuts all to himself and to be sure to set his alarm clock earlier next weekend.

I said my goodbyes and finished the rest of my trip without incident.  When I arrived home I glanced at the pedometer and knew I had 100 miles in so far this year.  That was actually my goal for April 30^th, but I guess I’ll get over it.

After stepping out on this beautiful May Day, in my heart I felt like this young woman tripping down the tree-lined path, in a regal purple flowing gown and hair adorned with flowers.  But, in reality I was traversing the neighborhoods where healthy crops of wild violets threaded through the now-brilliant green grass and the deep purple hyacinths were giving the crocuses and snowdrops a run for their money.

As for the tulips … well, they’re still getting there.

I checked out my own backyard when I returned from my walk this morning.  I was in search of lilacs, but they are still in bud.  The beautiful clematis blooms are likewise still entrapped in their green bud jackets and have yet to emerge.  Patience … just a little while longer.

But, what has appeared on the scene and raised their ugly heads, are the dandelions.  I believe I saw hundreds of those bright yellow weeds dotting the homeowners’ lawns – mine included.  Not that I am complaining, because perhaps it means that Spring has finally settled in and the warm weather is here for good.  For years I would agonize over the arrival of those pesky dandelions.  I’d tackle them by stabbing and grabbing them by the roots with a vengeance, all the while using my “Weed Hound” weeding gizmo, but, it seemed like I’d turn around and a half-dozen new ones sprouted up in their stead.  It was endless and hopeless, ’til they went to seed and blew away.

So, I’ve learned to co-exist in this world with dandelions outdoors and dust bunnies  in the house, and now I just put blinders on when I head on out for a stroll.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Life is short … let the dandelions and dust bunnies linger longer.

Sometimes the calendar date does not matter in the least – even though it says tomorrow is the last day of April, it does not feel like it is the last day of April.  I have, throughout this fourth month of 2015, consistently resisted abandoning the Winter gear, though I did tuck away my snow boots for the season, albeit with some reservations.  This pushback to shucking the Winter wear stems from far too many years of riding the bus and relying on the meteorologists and the temps to govern the day’s clothing, so not to become a casualty of Mother Nature’s weather wrath.

This morning, as I headed out in my heavy coat, gloves and hat, at 35 degrees I believe I saw a wisp of breath in the air.  Then, I knew that my reluctance to abandon my heavy outerwear, and take all the coats, scarves and hats to the cleaners was not unfounded.  So, I guess I’ll just miss the “April big bundle sale” at the cleaners and the opportunity to save 30% on my cleaning as I hang onto my parka another week … or two … or three.

Now, while I have other Winter coats, they are not so comfy as these two … for walking anyway.  I amassed a collection of heavy outerwear as a result of taking the bus to and from work for decades.  After all, I’d been a Brownie and a Girl Scout, so I was prepared to be protected from the elements all year round.

Besides, those Winter coats are not “lived in” … they don’t accommodate sweats, with layers underneath, nor do they have big patch pockets to stuff peanut packs in, or dome fasteners to hang a bag of bird bread off to the side while I snap photos.  In fact, I feel all smooshed up and constricted, and I don’t like it one bit.

Now, I think back on those work days in a big office with some not-so-fond memories … clothes-wise anyway, though  I was a clothes horse back in the day, and not ashamed to admit it.  A fun day for me was spent at the mall.  I loved accessorizing my clothes with jewelry and had every type of hair ornament for my long locks.  If the earrings matched the outfit, it didn’t matter if those heavy hoops pulled down your earlobes ‘til they bled, or a jaunty scarf wrapped around your neck and knotted just so, made you feel like you were in a stranglehold.  And, then there was those heavy-duty-beauty pantyhose – nice for warmth in the Winter; not so much in the Summer.  And shoes … well, there were too many years of pretty, but pinchy pumps, or dressy loafers that were made of soft leather, yet rode the back of your heels until a colossal blister formed.  Ouch!

But, oh … it was important to look good.

I just chatted with someone on this subject within the past week.  We spoke about the crazy styles through the years, and admitted our past clothes faux pas, and finally we agreed it is nice that those previously earth-shattering details we vain young women concerned ourselves with don’t matter so much today, because now we can be comfortable in our own skin and not agonize about our appearance so much.

Sometimes I look at my array of pumps, strappy sandals, slender-looking loafers and then lace up my clumsy walking shoes.  There is simply no comparison.  Around the house I don Minnetonka moose hide moccasins which are buttery soft and I feel like I’m walking on pillows.  Meanwhile, I have had two reserve pair of walking shoes, yet unworn, for several years now.  My current pair of shoes will log 1,500 miles this week, yet they are serviceable and comfy with my cushioned socks.  Just like that expression about being “as comfortable as an old shoe”, I keep thinking about christening one of the new pair on my next walk, then the thought that blisters might impede my walking progress, causes me to shove the shoes back in the box and they repose in the bottom of my cupboard … perhaps I’ll break ‘em out to celebrate May’s arrival.

I decided I had moved the dust around enough for Spring cleaning to be deemed done for 2015, so therefore I hightailed it out the door for a walk at Council Point Park.

Since my last visit, a week ago today, the trees were having a “coming out” party.  Although the event did not garner as much attention as it did for Bruce Jenner, the greening of the Park was a welcome sight after the blah landscape of late.

It was a beautiful morning – the sky was blue, the sun was shining and everything was right with the world.

As I wended my way back and forth to the Park, it was the flowering trees and bushes that stole the show.

Pretty purple azaleas and rhododendrons were in full bloom and the forsythia bushes added a golden glow to an already golden morn.

Though it may sound silly, I was imagining the many flowering trees, if they could speak to one another, saying “who are you wearing?”

Some weeping cherry trees were spilling over with dainty pink blooms and the crabapples were resplendent in their frilly-looking white petticoats.  Those magnificent magnolias were cloaked in pinky tones, blushing with their pale, poufy blooms and tall pear trees looked regal as they rustled with millions of showy, snowy-looking blossoms.  The flowering trees were all so girly-looking, seemingly competing with one another, as if they were headed en masse to a debutante ball.

How quickly we forget the rigors of our wicked Winter when the beauty of Spring is presented to us in such a pleasant panorama.

The Spring came suddenly,

bursting upon the world,

as a child burst into a room,

with a laugh and a shout and hands full of flowers.

~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow